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TODAY’S CLUE: C = H

ANSWER: “TAKING INTO ACCOUNT THE PUBLIC’S REGRETTABLE LACK OF TASTE, IT IS INCUMBENT UPON YOU NOT TO FIT IN.” —JANEANE GAROFALO