“CWXP OBLBPW VWJWPXLNTJH: ERWXHW XKKWEL TBP XETRTVNWH. FW FWPW PTRRNJV CPBJG TJ EWLPTRWBY.” —GBPL ATJJWVBL
TODAY’S CLUE: K = C

ANSWER: “DEAR FUTURE GENERATIONS: PLEASE ACCEPT OUR APOLOGIES. WE WERE ROLLING DRUNK ON PETROLEUM.” —KURT VONNEGUT