“A’E NRU DUWN TUHWMJ UBUH NM RKBU K OMCFEJ AJ NRAW DFWAJUWW. NRUHU’W JUBUH DUUJ KJGDMYG AJ EG CUKXFU.” —LAEEG DHUWCAJ
TODAY’S CLUE: X = G

ANSWER: “I’M THE BEST PERSON EVER TO HAVE A COLUMN IN THIS BUSINESS. THERE’S NEVER BEEN ANYBODY IN MY LEAGUE.” —JIMMY BRESLIN