“MW NPLEL’C TJVNPMJH UBEL UBENMWVMJH NPTJ SLMJH WTUBKC TN 14, MN’C SLMJH FTCPLR KD EMHPN TWNLE.” —UBBJ KJMN XTDDT
TODAY’S CLUE: X = Z

ANSWER: “IF THERE’S ANYTHING MORE MORTIFYING THAN BEING FAMOUS AT 14, IT’S BEING WASHED UP RIGHT AFTER.” —MOON UNIT ZAPPA