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TODAY’S CLUE: X = Y

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ANSWER: “I WENT TO A RECORD STORE, THEY SAID THEY SPECIALIZED IN HARD-TO-FIND RECORDS. NOTHING WAS ALPHABETIZED!” —MITCH HEDBERG